Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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