omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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