Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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