If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
no, he came in my armpit
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
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