Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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