I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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