Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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