So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
it's like heaven, but drunker
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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