we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
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