do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
Randomize
