So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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