I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
Randomize
