apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Randomize
