every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
Sacagawea was the original milf.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
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