we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
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