He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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