question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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