Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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