Apparently you make a good broom.
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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