the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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