I smell stomach acid.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
Randomize
