love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I am puke
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
The adults are the big ones right?
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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