dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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