Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
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