so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
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