So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
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