She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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