What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
you tried to scramble eggs in my dryer last night. i want you here in 15 minutes to clean this shit up
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
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