We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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