how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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