Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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