Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
accomplished twins. life is a go
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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