If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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