i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
Randomize
