I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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