Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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