just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
This is my gift to your gina
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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