porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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