Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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