Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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