drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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