how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
You made out with two different species that night
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
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