I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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