talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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