Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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