Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
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