Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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