I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
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