He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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