addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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