id be glad to
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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