question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
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