I wannas sexs uuuuu
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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