We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
