are you still at the devil's house?
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
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